No, it's actually not a no

Me:	may I ask you something?
Him:	sure
Me:	who's a short diva?
Him:	a friend of mine
Me:	okay
Him:	can I ask you?
Me:	sure
Him:	are you gonna be jealous?
Me:	lol. hahahaha. haha
Him:	yea.......?
Me:	nooo :)
Him:	I hope it's a no
Me:	yes, it's a no